A Toast...To Toasting?

So I’m at the mall looking for winter wear. I felt it was time to change my style up a bit. I was frustrated. Due to my unique body shape (Thundaliciously thick) I could not find anything to upgrade my sexy. 😢😢😢 I sat down on one of the comfy couches in the middle of the mall and sent some texts. A mom and a very excitable 6 year old sat to my 9 o’clock.

I took a sip from my Dasani water bottle, and the kid just freaks out with glee. He grabs his Dasani bottle and runs at me cheesing from ear to ear. I did not know what was about to happen. He rams his bottle into my bottle knocking off my bottle cap yelling “A toast to water. We like the same water!” I wiped my pants and said “Yeah kid. We do. That’s cool.”  He bumps my bottle again yelling “A toast to cool and water!!!”

Now my smile was for real. His unbridled joy was becoming infectious. He smiled and says “Hey. You got a lot of muscles. You a muscle man!!”  I looked at him and said “Yeah. Kid. I guess I do.”  He raises his bottle. I said “Let me guess. A toast to muscles?” He came a runnin’. “Yes. Big Toast to big muscles.”  After our last toast his mom grabbed him and told him to leave me be. I told her “Ma’am don’t worry. Your kid just made my friggin’ day.”

God bless children. They bring so much joy to the world. He was such a great distraction to the ugliness in the world. 🙏🙏🙏😎😎😎